vvorldwideweb: i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
phaserburn: My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
laugh-addict: Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“ Patient:
me: makes a mistake..... →
death-by-lulz: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: me: makes a mistake me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
internetexplorers: *looks in the mirror* what the fuck is that
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
iwishihadafather: *picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer thank you